Round and Proud !

Yes round is a shape. Yes round is a funny, comforting, friendly, loving, non judgmental sort of a shape. Round can represent many things. Round can make a lot of things happen. Round is revolutionary.

But what a round is not, is a skier. Round cannot balance himself/herself on two toothpick like equipments. Round has no sense of direction and will slide down any way the toothpicks, the slopes or the wind desires. It is also hard to break round's fall so unless it is a tree or a rock (lay there, be still) which doesn't really have a choice all other movable creatures will jump out of round's way oblivious of round's need for help.



Having said that, it is important to mention the one thing round is brilliant at, on the fluffy snowy slopes. Round is bloody brilliant at hurling down the slope on a tube at top speeds. I think round likes that more than skiing too.



And now round shall retire to it's cushy sofa and wait for the fervent colour of ripe blueberries to fade away from it's arse.