Damn You Kiwi Fruit !

You looked so pretty and exotic on my pastry. You teased my senses with your tingly, fresh full bodied taste.

You made me take you home.

At first you drew me closer and made me fall deeper in love with you.

And then....

You made my eyes water and my lips itch.

Is this how you deal with your lovers ?

Go back to New Zealand.

Damn You Kiwi Fruit !