Me: And mommy.
Dot: Daddy's office is in a building.
Me: Mine too!
Dot: My office be a tall tall building and I work on a small laptop.
Me: When you go to office and make some money, what will you do with the money?
Dot: I give it to daddy.
Me: ????????
Dot: Don't worry. I buy you a present. A necklace.
Me: And for daddy?
Dot: A pink car.
Me: ??????????
Dot: You can sit in the car too.
This is obviously some devious scheming going on between father and son behind my back!