So my facebook newsfeed is suddenly brimming over with people who "love sipping on (insert intelligent sounding flavour) chai, while reading (insert intellectual sounding foreign author) and watching the/listening to/smelling rain/snowflakes/general sunbeams".

What is it, huh ?

Snap out of it !

If everyone is going to be a petulant possum on a weekday then I'm not playing.

If no one is going to be genuine and honest about how crappy this week has been then I'm not playing.

I think I'll go smell the trees and write an ode to it while sliding down my private rainbow only to land on fresh, fluffy snow. And then have Moonface and Saucepanman over for tea and eclairs ! (and post about it on facebook)

Eat that you pseudos.

Addendum (February 10th): And today all these people love shoes and want to marry shoes and make small slippers with them or some such. 
Atleast be consistent in your pseudo categories ! Come on !